tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47820777281457722902024-03-06T15:14:29.221+11:00Barrels of MonkeyCharles T. Monkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14923058273399620002noreply@blogger.comBlogger58125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782077728145772290.post-8479884331213591422011-03-01T10:14:00.000+11:002011-03-01T10:14:19.829+11:00The Chemtrail ConspiracyI was idly browsing the web when I happened upon the <a href="http://www.truthmovementaustralia.com.au/">Truth Movement Australia</a> website. It turns out that this is a website dedicated to finding out the "truth" about things like 9/11, the Bali bombings, reptilians and the New World Order.<br /><br />I ended up having a look at <a href="http://www.truthmovementaustralia.com.au/forum/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=3086">one thread</a> in particular, which claimed to have interesting proof about chemtrails being used by the U.S. Government.<br /><br />For those of you who haven't heard of it before, the chemtrail conspiracy goes something like this; the government (or governments, or new world order, or whoever you fancy as your particular institution with a secret plan to dominate the world) uses aircraft to dump large quantities of poisonous gases into the air above population centers, in order to make people ill (or sterile, or whatever particular condition is in vogue).<br /><br />There are some issues with this hypothesis which I will attempt to demonstrate.<br /><br />Firstly, let's assume that the Government was trying to do something nefarious to us without us knowing about it. It would be much much simpler to dump chemicals straight into the water supply than it would be to put them into aerosol form and spray them from an airplane.<br /><br />You aren't limited to spraying only when flights are scheduled. You don't have to bribe every single engineer designing, repairing or maintaining the aircraft to install or ignore the aerosol compartment. You don't have to bribe the pilots. You don't have to bribe the CEOs and staff of every single aircraft company. You also don't have to bribe all the other engineers, pilots and executives in the world who aren't in on your ploy so they don't point out that your planes aren't carrying as much fuel as they should be, given their size and lift coefficients. You have to make sure that planes that aren't carrying the extra payload of chemicals aren't out-performing your planes, meaning they can fly cheaper and charge much less for the same trip. The number of people you have to bribe to keep quiet goes on forever.<br /><br />The other reason chemicals directly put into the water supply is easier is because the chemicals are much more likely to be absorbed by the population in larger doses. By the time chemicals float down to ground level (if they aren't caught up by atmospheric wind currents), they have dispersed and diluted to the point where they would almost be negligible.<br /><br />Yet another reason it doesn't make sense for Governments to spray chemicals in the air is that they breathe the same air too. Unless I start to see Government officials running around with gas masks on, I'm not worried.<br /><br />Or maybe, just maybe, contrails could just be the condensation of water vapour suspended in atmosphere when it comes into contact with the much warmer plane being affected by wind currents.<br /><br />Yours,<br />Charles<br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">http://www.truthmovementaustralia.com.au/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=3129&start=0</span>Charles T. Monkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14923058273399620002noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782077728145772290.post-88874855624816737552011-02-21T10:03:00.000+11:002011-02-21T10:03:58.618+11:00Book Review - 59 Seconds<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWAbFUNVFNAAIAcMzWA72E0bW02jkkeRlRssreWSKpRsmltzg_VycofzGBkYJ7R-30GM35yWOgXLJ_6uywKnGp067UB0bG8rBTf0Rnfe8R7Ef99Bfg0NcwMAnbXExh0B_TPMPyW_FTMBE/s1600/59+Seconds+-+small.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 257px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWAbFUNVFNAAIAcMzWA72E0bW02jkkeRlRssreWSKpRsmltzg_VycofzGBkYJ7R-30GM35yWOgXLJ_6uywKnGp067UB0bG8rBTf0Rnfe8R7Ef99Bfg0NcwMAnbXExh0B_TPMPyW_FTMBE/s320/59+Seconds+-+small.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5573740594449288930" border="0" /></a>If you've ever wondered whether the zillion other self help books out there know what they're talking about (after all, how many of them actually refer to any scientific studies to prove what they claim) then you can now stop wondering and use all the other self help books you've ever bought as footrests in your living room, because <span style="font-style: italic;">59 Seconds</span>, by Richard Wiseman, may be the only self help book you ever need.<br /><br />All hyperbole aside, the book was an easy read and provides detailed evidence for what does and does not work when it comes to trying to improve your life, whether that means being fitter, more creative, getting that new job, fixing your love life or just being happy. The various psychological experiments described in the book, from which these conclusions have been drawn, are fascinating and humorously related, to the point where I would still consider the book well worth reading even if they were all it contained. But they're not. After the book is done, you get to walk away with things you can immediately start applying. Best of all, it doesn't involve lengthy courses and therapy. Richard Wiseman shows here that all you need is 59 seconds of your time to help change your life.<br /><br />Yours,<br />CharlesCharles T. Monkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14923058273399620002noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782077728145772290.post-34106925038176672012011-02-16T11:28:00.001+11:002011-02-21T10:07:49.547+11:00AVN Accuses SAVN of Opposing Free ChoiceHere's an older draft post I've found again and decided to put up, regarding the AVN:<br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">For those of you who haven't heard of them, the Australian Vaccination Network (or AVN) is an organisation devoted to preventing children (and indeed anyone) from being vaccinated.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">They maintain they are pro-choice and that they merely wish people to be given the full story on vaccinations and their dangers. The dangers of which they speak are autism and other conditions that appear in children around the age of early vaccinations. This is supposedly caused by the dangerous levels of mercury in the vaccines.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">I could go into the reasons this is codswallop, and perhaps at some point I will. But not here, not right now. It's all been said over and over.*</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">The Stop the AVN (or SAVN) group has been tirelessly posting on the AVN site's pages, forums and facebook page to name just a few places in order to make sure parents realise just how misinformed the AVN really is.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">Parents are understandably concerned about their children's health and to take advantage of these fears by peddling nonsense, citing falsified or dishonestly presented statistics and papers on vaccinations is truly something only a callous individual would do.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">I don't doubt that many members of the AVN truly believe that vaccines are dangerous. That they can believe this despite all the evidence to the contrary does surprise and sadden me, but that does not mean that they should be allowed to spread misinformation and unfounded fears simply because they are not aware they are wrong.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">The media often attempts to have balance in their reporting of issues, which, while seeming fair, often means that a fake balance is being presented to unsuspecting viewers. We do not expect to have an astrologer give an alternative opinion on what is happening in the cosmos, nor do we expect to have a neo-nazi holocaust denier have his opinion given equal weight when discussing the events of World War II. This same attitude should be carried towards the AVN and other anti-vaccination groups. They should be given a voice equal to the weight of their evidence. That is to say, at present, inconsequential weight.</span><br /><br />Since I wrote up the above, the AVN has thankfully fallen into some public disrepute, with various radio announcers and interviewers calling the AVN out for the dangerous, lying, fear-mongerers that they are.<br /><br />Sadly, that doesn't mean that the AVN has stopped, or renounced its scientifically unsubstantiated ways, but that they've merely crying victim more loudly to their followers and to anyone who'll listen. Thanfully the list of people who will listen is getting shorter and here's hoping that one day, ideally soon, the AVN will be a mere annotation in the textbooks of history, warning of the dangers of being belligrantly ignorant.<br /><br />Yours,<br />Charles<br /><br />* <span style="font-size:78%;">First two points. Autism just happens to manifest itself in children starting from the same age as their first vaccinations. Remember, correlation is not causation. Secondly, Autism rates did not go decrease when Thimerisol, which isn't even the element Mercury, was removed from vaccines.</span><br /><br /><a href="http://avn.org.au/nocompulsoryvaccination/?p=544">http://avn.org.au/nocompulsoryvaccination/?p=544</a><br /><a href="http://avn.org.au/nocompulsoryvaccination/?p=534&cpage=1">http://avn.org.au/nocompulsoryvaccination/?p=534&cpage=1</a>Charles T. Monkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14923058273399620002noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782077728145772290.post-41692779661203896152011-02-15T13:25:00.000+11:002011-02-15T13:25:56.912+11:00Book Review - Confession of an Unrepentant Lesbian Ex-Mormon<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJ-Jt4BjM7GhViRLl12jsSMJCs4aER51_uYACj1bTuH2w-B_zDUugzil1p0ttD3Qp3Am2u6IhrCle_iqG2fl9kNnBVtxnEC9eadgoupR-Vxzvz6d8_vpDo5Nzm4zjR-sig97zdO7phTyA/s1600/Confessions-small.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 211px; height: 281px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJ-Jt4BjM7GhViRLl12jsSMJCs4aER51_uYACj1bTuH2w-B_zDUugzil1p0ttD3Qp3Am2u6IhrCle_iqG2fl9kNnBVtxnEC9eadgoupR-Vxzvz6d8_vpDo5Nzm4zjR-sig97zdO7phTyA/s320/Confessions-small.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5567844891787465058" border="0" /></a>I rarely heard of Mormons while I was growing up. I remember reading a book by Orson Scott Card, reading the word Mormon and assuming it meant a black person, because it sounded like Moor. I was 11 or so at the time. It was only later that I came to learn it was a religion, but I knew very little other than the fact that it was another offshoot of Christianity, with perhaps more than its share of qookiness. <p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">When I travelled through the United States less than two years ago, I had the opportunity to learn a lot about the history of the Mormons, or Latter Day Saints (or the many other variations of the name). Not just the founding mythos, but the actual subset of US history relating to the Mormons' travel to Utah and their relationship with the rest of the Union. It was very interesting. </p> <p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">So when I saw Sue-Ann Post perform at a dinner in Sydney, and then subsequently promoted her book, <span style="font-weight: normal; font-style: italic;">Confession of an Unrepentant Lesbian Ex-Mormon</span><b>, </b>relating her experiences as a child in the Mormon church and then her subsequent journey to agnostic atheist, I wanted to have a read. She'd run out of copies that night, but gave me her card, so that I could order a copy through her agent. I did so, and the copy arrived, signed by Sue-Ann herself. (Anyone else signing it would have been strange and unexpected).</p> <p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">Being caught up with many things, it took me a while to get around to reading it, though it was prominently placed on my reading table. Eventually, I carved out a little time and set about reading. I found it engrossing. The book, of course, relates her experience when she was invited to perform her comedy routine in the heart of Mormon territory, Utah, at a conference for gay and excommunicated Mormons. As part of this, Sue-Ann reflects on her past in the Church, her journey away from it as she realised she was a lesbian, and then furthermore, an atheist (agnostic) lesbian. Her story is told honestly, almost brutally so in a way that pulls no punches towards the Mormon Church, but at the same time gives credit where credit is due.</p> <p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">I very much enjoyed reading the book, because as well as being well written, informative and entertaining it reminded me of several things. Very few things are ever as simple as 'Everything an institution does is good' or 'Everything an institution does is bad'. The pressures keeping people dependant on a particular faith and social group can be immense and are often unrecognised both by people on the outside, but also by the adherents themselves. Finally, whilst some things can scar someone for the rest of their lives, that doesn't mean they can't still strive for a better life despite it, and succeed. </p> <p class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">After reading the book, I found myself with a more informed and rounded view of the Mormon Church (which is after all no stranger than any other religion, except perhaps Scientology) and a better appreciation for some of the hardships faced by those true believers who, thanks to their curiousity and quest for answers, find themselves becoming atheists, with no one else around to support them when much of what they thought was true and based their lives on, turns out to be false.</p>Charles T. Monkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14923058273399620002noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782077728145772290.post-3741502141324902392011-02-07T17:30:00.000+11:002011-02-07T17:30:59.720+11:00Book Review - Moments in Science #3<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpOWEgJ8GhC9pmqL5bVnkmDpeIS9pnyHHlGbaNWsW1Esf8cvXLL_RLqNPRDtMcbePkAJ8_Ty4_Ry-6454nQsRP78-b2JvVOUyX1Xn0VAGKJSnqbA6VWLG3b0MpPt5r1YkW1sebwSt_690/s1600/Moments+in+Science-small.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 184px; height: 244px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpOWEgJ8GhC9pmqL5bVnkmDpeIS9pnyHHlGbaNWsW1Esf8cvXLL_RLqNPRDtMcbePkAJ8_Ty4_Ry-6454nQsRP78-b2JvVOUyX1Xn0VAGKJSnqbA6VWLG3b0MpPt5r1YkW1sebwSt_690/s320/Moments+in+Science-small.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5567845132863362066" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">Moments in Science #3</span>, or '<span style="font-style: italic;">Munching Maggots, Noah's Flood & TV Heart Attacks</span>', by Dr Karl Kruszelnicki collects in one place some of the odder or less well known facts discovered by science; like whether running in the rain is better than walking if you want to stay dry, or how maggots can help us fight disease. The book also clears up some persistent myths about astrology, and whether CPR will help you once your heart flatlines, like it does in Hollywood movies. There are also musings on space travel, information about why brocoli is good for you and just about everything you could ever want to know about coffee. (And that last part isn't even hyperbole). The book is as entertaining as it is informative, which means plentiful helpings of both.Charles T. Monkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14923058273399620002noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782077728145772290.post-88333195445533412152011-01-31T10:54:00.000+11:002011-01-31T10:54:53.829+11:00Book Review - Dis Information<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxR15558YIhMoyyugMzPj7-JsEMAP0H0IVKFSbcZawA3Mzw0Ayhxd6lXGcXbAPOkTxOG7Xof-NFhGr8mqMoIdYvfdKai-avFcMHzvbUpQ39pXuAOrUVa-jMDgLxORu7v26QR6Pg2HoKrI/s1600/Dis+Information+-+cover-small.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 192px; height: 256px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxR15558YIhMoyyugMzPj7-JsEMAP0H0IVKFSbcZawA3Mzw0Ayhxd6lXGcXbAPOkTxOG7Xof-NFhGr8mqMoIdYvfdKai-avFcMHzvbUpQ39pXuAOrUVa-jMDgLxORu7v26QR6Pg2HoKrI/s320/Dis+Information+-+cover-small.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5564398898338648274" border="0" /></a>In <span style="font-style: italic;">Dis Information</span>, Dr Karl Kruszelnicki dispels many of the myths that are held as common knowledge. Has Hollywood taught you that bodies explode in a vacuum, that bodies get thrown back by a bullet's impact, or that the Titanic ran into an iceberg because its captain was trying to break a record? Then you've been misled, and Dr Karl can set you straight. Have you ever wondered why cats purr or whether you really shouldn't drink alcohol while you're on antibiotics? Dr Karl not only knows the answers to those questions but will share them with you, along with the answers to quite a few other questions you've never thought to ask, and the real facts behind myths you've never thought to question.Charles T. Monkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14923058273399620002noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782077728145772290.post-6880218631379541132011-01-28T15:41:00.002+11:002011-01-28T15:51:25.554+11:00Gorilla Walking on Two LegsA video of my great-grandad's cousin on my mother's side walking around on two legs.<br /><br /><iframe title="YouTube video player" class="youtube-player" type="text/html" width="400" height="255" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/taWebQvyd2A" frameborder="0"></iframe><br /><br />Isn't he awesome?<br /><br />Showing off, as usual, of course.Charles T. Monkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14923058273399620002noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782077728145772290.post-27912303688495698752011-01-25T11:50:00.002+11:002011-01-25T11:52:12.460+11:00Book Review - Living Dolls<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnH1lhvbFXYBxNlUrIJ51XQ9sHShjlnww4SglzF9bn8Oo27evUcGJ_L1fg9xZuYLKiH6X5Ik2aQ42DQ08zlQCOMNO5Hyg5cpHjNHRuEGzYp5iGijiULp0vbfkriBUlWa4QILinSFVjsOw/s1600/Living+Dolls+-+cover-small.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 199px; height: 259px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnH1lhvbFXYBxNlUrIJ51XQ9sHShjlnww4SglzF9bn8Oo27evUcGJ_L1fg9xZuYLKiH6X5Ik2aQ42DQ08zlQCOMNO5Hyg5cpHjNHRuEGzYp5iGijiULp0vbfkriBUlWa4QILinSFVjsOw/s320/Living+Dolls+-+cover-small.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5564398194203834818" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">Living Dolls: The Return of Sexism</span> is a fascinating read revealing that, despite the many advances feminism has helped women achieve, there still exists, lurking behind the facade of female sexual empowerment, the very real presence of sexism.<br /><br />Natasha Walter makes the case that some women may be unknowingly stepping women's equality back a pace or two by overly buying into the narrow stereotypes being presented to them by men and, sadly, by other women as well.<br /><br />I very much enjoyed the book. Full of personal anecdotes and interviews with various women in all situations, the book doesn't take the holier-than-thou attitude I'm always afraid of encountering whenever I read on the subject of feminism. Instead, Natasha shows that society is, whether consciously or not, pressuring women and men both to conform to some sort of impossible and more dangerously, a restricting ideal, rather than being free to be or do whatever they can be.<br /><br />Yours,<br />CharlesCharles T. Monkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14923058273399620002noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782077728145772290.post-40847036648838609342011-01-20T14:04:00.000+11:002011-01-20T14:04:23.416+11:00Book Review - When God Speaks for Himself<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKBQsqWraNLoR0P4Af4YDz0QuTNks5YEk4j_Q_FnIGMMQPhBYo-rSBI8CeoPQYHmDWwTPY3JQD2ycff9ZIVo5vokSG36VODbxR9dh2-MzaeZbV4Gkmw8q4J4JpkMcbXs_wRqnpGiBLu2E/s1600/When+God+Speaks+for+Himself.JPG"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 199px; height: 170px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKBQsqWraNLoR0P4Af4YDz0QuTNks5YEk4j_Q_FnIGMMQPhBYo-rSBI8CeoPQYHmDWwTPY3JQD2ycff9ZIVo5vokSG36VODbxR9dh2-MzaeZbV4Gkmw8q4J4JpkMcbXs_wRqnpGiBLu2E/s320/When+God+Speaks+for+Himself.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5564096799916795394" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">When God Speaks for Himself</span>, by Mark Tier and George Forrai, is a compilation of passages from the bible that contradict one another, or don't make sense, or are plain disgusting and immoral, and yet are the word and commands of God. The idea behind the book is a good one. Many adherents of Christianity haven't read the bible at all, and those who have have often read only portions or been read portions of the bible by their reverend or priest or pastor. Often, too often, these chosen passages from the bible are the nice ones, the ones that fit into the 'God is just a really nice, laid back guy' idea that most people start off with. Obviously any god they follow, being decent people themselves, would also have to worthy of their admiration. So this book aims to remind people of all the horrific, crazy and, dare I say, evil, parts of the bible that show God for what he really is, someone who makes any human dictator or mass murderer look like a kid messing around at playtime.<br /><br />Unfortunately, there were several things that made the book slightly harder to read. One was the way the text has been formatted. The fonts and sizes used to differentiate the side-notes or addenda as well as quotes and excerpts from the bible from the main text are confusing. Often, I would lose track of when I was supposed to be reading a passage from the bible and when I was back reading what the authors had to say.<br /><br />Which brings me to one of the other problems I had. The terms of phrase and wording used by the authors are fairly colloquial and everything written is thick with the authors' opinions. There is nothing wrong with this on the whole, obviously, I have purchased their book and therefore it is their opinion I want to read, but there are occasions in the book where it feels like the authors are stretching to interpret several bible quotes in a negative fashion. This, combined with the fact that in those cases, little extra context, whether historical or current theological opinion or any other basis for more objectively and concretely showing that said passages mean what the authors are telling us they mean, impacts on how objective I perceived the authors as being, and therefore how trustworthy the rest of the information was. The book ended up coming across in parts as more of an opinion piece rather than the reference material I had hoped it would be.<br /><br />And this is a shame, because the vast majority of the information <span style="font-style: italic;">is </span>obviously correct and those passages in the bible <span style="font-style: italic;">do </span>exist and they <span style="font-style: italic;">are </span>as vile or wacky as the authors are pointing out (after all, you can check the passages are in the bible yourself).<br /><br />At the end of the book, I found myself hoping that the authors would create a second edition of the book, improving on the formatting and various other small issues, so that the book could be the absolute reference to shocking bible quotes that it deserves to be.<br /><br />Yours,<br />CharlesCharles T. Monkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14923058273399620002noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782077728145772290.post-24897164260561391032011-01-19T08:43:00.011+11:002011-01-30T18:27:13.273+11:00Ben Goldacre on the Placebo EffectI've been reading a few books by Richard Wiseman and Dr. Karl Kruszelnicki, among other people. Among other things, when you read books about science written by scientists, as well as being far more interesting than any news article about the same topic could be, you also hear about the placebo effect time and time again.<br /><br />Well, here's a short stand up comedy sketch by Dr. Ben Goldacre explaining exactly how weird the placebo effect really is:<br /><br /><object width="400" height="250"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/O1Q3jZw4FGs?fs=1&hl=en_GB"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/O1Q3jZw4FGs?fs=1&hl=en_GB" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="250"></embed></object><br /><br />Yours,<br />CharlesCharles T. Monkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14923058273399620002noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782077728145772290.post-49883384026890145412011-01-16T22:45:00.005+11:002011-01-30T18:27:41.935+11:00News in ReviewI've lately been able to spend a fair bit of time reading, which has made me feel pretty good. Among other things, I've finally finished <span style="font-style: italic;">Living Dolls: The Return of Sexism</span>, by Natasha Walter and <span style="font-style: italic;">59 Seconds: Change Your Life in Under a Minute</span>, by Richard Wiseman. I enjoyed both books and will be very soon posting up my thoughts on them.<br /><br />In the meantime, I thought I'd muse a bit on some of the events of the past few months.<br /><br /><ul><li>I imagine the Catholic church considers Wikileaks a miracle sent directly from God, for completely stealing the media's attention away from them. Hopefully, this won't mean people will forget what they've done.</li></ul><ul><li>Speaking of Wikileaks, I don't understand how anyone could have anything against them. After all, Wikileaks is no different in concept than any other newspaper or news source, save that it allows for the release of far more important stories than the latest celebrity non-event. Whatever negatives effects Wikileaks could have, or be capable of, seem no different to me, than those that a newspaper would be capable of; namely publishing a story without properly considering the consequences.</li></ul><ul><li>Wikileaks itself got pushed out of the news, at least in Australia, by the the more immediate news of disastrous floods happening in Queensland, Australia. Justin Bieber sends his prayers; which would be understood as a kind gesture, except that unlike every other celebrity doing the same, he does not mention or suggest donating to the flood relief fund, or indeed doing anything constructive at all.<br /></li></ul><ul><li>The Pope, probably upset that he hasn't been in the news for a while, tries to convince people that they should give their children proper christian names from the bible, in order to combat the moral decay that he sees in society. Note that this is the pope who, before he was pope, thought that the church in the 17th century was right to have threatened to execute Galileo if he did not recant his scientific conclusions that the earth moved around the sun and not vice versa.<span style="font-size:85%;"><superscript>[1]</superscript></span></li></ul>And that's everything off the top of my head.<br /><br />Yours,<br />Charles<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">1</span> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galileo_Galilei#Church_reassessments_of_Galileo_in_later_centuries">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galileo_Galilei#Church_reassessments_of_Galileo_in_later_centuries</a>Charles T. Monkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14923058273399620002noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782077728145772290.post-29517555665906789372011-01-10T09:26:00.005+11:002011-01-10T09:35:12.152+11:00Hello Again and Happy New YearIt's been a while since I posted here, for various reasons, some of which still hold at the moment. The first is having a lot less free time with access to a computer (a necessary tool for both keeping up to date with the news and blogging, as you can imagine)<span style="font-size:100%;">*</span>. The second however, and probably more important reason, was that blogging about strange or infuriating or just discouraging things that appear in the news becomes draining after a while. Or at least, it does to me. By paying special attention to these stories, they begin to become almost all you see, and believe me, there is no lack of such stories, to the point where the world can seem a far more bleak place than it is**.<br /><br />For this, and for the fact that this made me take an extended break without warning, I apologise***.<br /><br />I have been prompted (repeatedly) to start blogging again by readers, you know who you are. So here I am.<br /><br />In an effort to avoid the mistakes I made last time, and work in with the new restrictions on time I have now, several things will change, though probably without being particularly obvious.<br /><br />The first is that I won't be able to blog nearly as often as I did before, so I'll be aiming for at least once or twice a week.<br /><br />The second is that I will consciously not just post about doom and gloom stories, but will also post about the stories that make me feel as warm and fuzzy on the inside as I am on the outside.<br /><br />So with this in mind, thanks for reading and let's get started.<br /><br />Happy New Year everyone.<br /><br />Yours,<br />Charles<span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />* And computers are already hard to get to in the jungle.<br />** And it's not exactly the friendliest of places at the best of time.</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />*** I apologise for the fact that I blogged predominantly about these stories, to the point of not being able to blog anymore, rather than apologising for the fact that the world has such events in the first place; something which I have no control over, no matter what you may have heard. </span><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="font-size:100%;">(Though I'd be flattered, really).</span><br /></span>Charles T. Monkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14923058273399620002noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782077728145772290.post-17136025647647502922010-05-24T14:55:00.003+10:002010-05-24T15:02:46.640+10:00Some Responses From ParliamentI've finally gotten some responses from Parliament to my letter (and email) that I sent a little while ago.<br /><blockquote>Dear Mr Monkey*<br /><br />On behalf of Senator Adams, I thank you for your email.<br />It will be brought to her attention shortly.<br /><br />Yours sincerely<br />JARROD LOMAS<br /><br />Office of Senator Judith Adams<br />Deputy Opposition Whip in the Senate<br /><br />Liberal Senator for Western Australia<br /><br />Electorate Office<br /><br />48 Ventnor Avenue, WEST PERTH WA 6005<br />PO Box 930, West Perth WA 6872<br />Ph: (08) 9481 0349 | Fax: (08) 9321 4876<br /><br />Canberra Office<br />Suite SG-98, Parliament House, CANBERRA ACT 2600<br />Ph: (02) 6277 3646 | Fax: (02) 6277 5774</blockquote>I suppose that's to be expected, but here's another one:<br /><blockquote>Dear Charles*<br /><br />Thank you for your email. Given that you don’t want to receive what you describe as party political rhetoric, I am interested to know how you intend to use the information you gather from the politicians to whom you have written.<br /><br />Also could you provide me with your contact details including an address.<br /><br />With best wishes<br /><br />Julie Bishop<br /><br />The Hon Julie Bishop MP<br />Deputy Leader of the Opposition<br />Shadow Minister for Foreign Affairs<br /><br />Canberra: 02 6277 2102<br />Perth: 08 9388 0288<br /><br />www.juliebishop.com.au</blockquote>To this email, I replied:<br /><blockquote>Dear Ms Bishop,<br /><br />First, thank you for responding to my email.<br /><br />Second, my interest is a personal one. By that I mean, I don't work for any media organisations, I am acting on my own behalf.<br /><br />These are questions I have never really heard answered or even asked of particular politicians, save perhaps the ones most caught in the public eye. I decided I (and indeed perhaps most Australians) didn't know enough about the people guiding the country, as people, and that it couldn't hurt to ask a few questions. Chalk it up to curiosity.<br /><br />On that note, rereading the phrase "political party rhetoric" I realise it could have come across as cynical or even abrasive. This was not my intention at all. I merely meant that I am aware that due to time constraints and a concern over saying perhaps unsubstantiated statements or statements that may come across as contradictory to party lines (if there are any), many politicians answer with generic answers (like Senator Conroy's office sending me a pdf when I asked about the internet censorship issue). I was just expressing a hope that, time permitting, the answers I received would be as honest and natural as possible.<br /><br />I hope that answers at least some of your concerns.<br /><br />My contact details are:<br />Address: <the>*<br />E-mail: <my>*<br />Mobile: <my>*<br /><br />If you have any need of more details, please let me know.<br /><br />Yours,<br />Charles T. Monkey*</blockquote>No response has been forthcoming from this second email to her. I wouldn't mind given that she's not my geographical representative, except that she's, you know, the Deputy Leader of Opposition in my country's government and if she could answer my first email, she could have answered the questions.<br /><br />We'll see how things develop.<br /><br />Yours,<br />Charles<br /><br />* Not necessarily the actual details.Charles T. Monkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14923058273399620002noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782077728145772290.post-87188669871311553422010-05-20T16:30:00.003+10:002010-05-20T16:38:52.382+10:00Letters to ParliamentA little while ago, I wrote a letter to Parliament. By this, I mean this letter was sent to every member of the Australian House of Representatives, the Senate, at both State and Federal levels, as well as all the members of my local council.<br /><br />The letter was as follows:<br /><blockquote>Dear Politician*,<br /><br />As a citizen with an ongoing interest in Australian politics I write to ask a few questions to ascertain your views on a number of issues; which political direction you are coming from and what you are aiming for.<br /><br />Unfortunately, the kind of information I'm looking for from members of parliament, in both the House of Representatives and the Senate, is seldom forthcoming or is couched in party political rhetoric that doesn't give an accurate indication of the actual views held.<br /><br />While several of the questions I wish to ask deal with complex topics that could in fact be the sole subject of a thesis on their own, I do not wish to impose it upon you to go to that level of detail. Of course, I would be more than happy to receive such an answer.<br /><br />My questions are as follows:<br /><br />1. What motivated you to move into politics? What motivates you now?<br /><br />2. Where do you see yourself in 4 years? Where do you see Australia in 4 years? More importantly, where do you wish Australia to be in 4 years?<br /><br />3. What are you aiming for, as a politician, both for yourself and Australia, in the longer term? In answering this, I am particularly interested in any goals you have that may extend beyond your own career as a politician, or beyond your placement in a particular role in government.<br /><br />4. If you could wish for one thing for Australia, what would it be? For example, a free public transport system running at such a capacity as to reduce traffic on roads by 70% of 2010 levels by 2040 or, for the coal industry to be wound down and replaced by the geothermal or solar power industries by 2015. (Bear in mind I've pulled these examples and dates out of the ether, as I write this).<br /><br />I thank you in advance for taking the time to read and hopefully respond to my enquiry.<br /><br />Yours faithfully,<br /><br />Charles T. Monkey**</blockquote>I've started getting a few responses back, so I thought I'd begin posting them up here once I collect them all together.<br /><br />This should be interesting.<br /><br />Yours,<br />Charles<br /><br />* Their name and title obviously went there.<br />** May not have been the name I actually signed with.Charles T. Monkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14923058273399620002noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782077728145772290.post-45557072494083097342010-05-18T09:00:00.000+10:002010-05-18T09:00:00.683+10:00Potential Darwin Award Winner<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-nKaZneBvjCt-q9JDfRVv58QGIGz9YBG2yreubiTv2TG83E_MkA5rzKZguFiNiXoQ-69-HTNFZlY1S_r_gwG7-GzoRga1BUT8Y8sIjU4u1RQIMGMv0DxORDOkvuXFKg2-psEEeWXz1jE/s1600/surfer-rides-shark.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 153px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-nKaZneBvjCt-q9JDfRVv58QGIGz9YBG2yreubiTv2TG83E_MkA5rzKZguFiNiXoQ-69-HTNFZlY1S_r_gwG7-GzoRga1BUT8Y8sIjU4u1RQIMGMv0DxORDOkvuXFKg2-psEEeWXz1jE/s320/surfer-rides-shark.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5467563561046125730" border="0" /></a>Jim Rawlinson is a surfer. This is not the reason I propose keeping an eye on him as a potential winner of the Darwin awards*.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.portfolioweekly.com/ME2/dirmod.asp?sid=&nm=&type=MultiPublishing&mod=PublishingTitles&mid=6EECC0FE471F4CA995CE2A3E9A8E4207&tier=4&id=1191B3FB6AF84141A38242A770A93823">Jim was surfing</a>, as surfers typically do, when a shark that was trying to catch turtles accidentally bit into Jim's board. This knocked Jim off balance, causing him to, according to Jim, fall onto the shark's back, where he remained for 5 to 10 seconds before sliding off.<br /><br />Let us assume that what Jim is saying is accurate and not a fabrication, stranger things have happened. The reason I want Jim to be noted as a potential Darwin award is after his close encounter with the shark, he claims to have continued surfing for another 45 minutes before getting out of the water.<br /><br />I must confess, the story makes him sound, I believe the term is, "bad-ass" and I expect the tale to be related around many campfires, perhaps with grandchildren sitting on one knee, enthralled at this legendary exploit.<br /><br />On the other hand, had Jim been again accidentally attacked by perhaps even the same shark, I imagine the doctor would have no choice but to fill out 'Cause of injury' on related hospital forms as 'Stupidity'.<br /><br />Yours,<br />Charles<br /><br />* For those who don't know, the <a href="http://www.darwinawards.com/">Darwin Awards are explained here.</a>Charles T. Monkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14923058273399620002noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782077728145772290.post-63126420461164924802010-05-17T09:00:00.002+10:002010-05-17T09:46:02.192+10:00Because Poaching Isn't Enough<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5MDM4IZ0lg1VDvwA4l6mzc9bLSaYU8wY-iNpoSKvs6U9D09OBKkpp6bVgqi18jK846GZFjmRrCt83W_aVt75nIbeQDxEDgLnO5pGkZHA-7uqZ0lv6epL-ClTgj5E6HNaRYoZcdroel8Y/s1600/asian-elephant.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 227px; height: 156px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5MDM4IZ0lg1VDvwA4l6mzc9bLSaYU8wY-iNpoSKvs6U9D09OBKkpp6bVgqi18jK846GZFjmRrCt83W_aVt75nIbeQDxEDgLnO5pGkZHA-7uqZ0lv6epL-ClTgj5E6HNaRYoZcdroel8Y/s320/asian-elephant.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5467582144528027746" border="0" /></a>Apparently the fact that elephants are endangered due to poaching isn't enough for some people, they feel the need to <a href="http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/world/poisoning-suspected-after-ukraine-elephant-drops-dead/story-e6frfkui-1225859225685">poison them as well.</a><br /><br />At this stage the investigation isn't complete, and I hope to be able to find any follow-up articles to see if they can indeed confirm the poison hypothesis.<br /><br />I'm sad to say that the idea that someone would poison an elephant for no understandable reason isn't as far-fetched as I would like. What I'd like to see is for further investigation to show that it was not poison, after all, which killed the elephant, but something more mundane, though no less tragic, like a heart attack. At least then I could continue to think better of my fellow apes.<br /><br />Yours,<br />Charles<br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><br />[Image courtesy of <a href="http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/animals/printable/asian-elephant.html">http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/animals/printable/asian-elephant.html</a> ]</span>Charles T. Monkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14923058273399620002noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782077728145772290.post-84504006788700571472010-05-14T09:00:00.001+10:002010-05-14T09:00:02.584+10:00Gay Dogs Not Welcome?<a href="http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/gay-dogs-not-welcome-diner-told/story-e6frea6u-1225857841237">A blind man with a guide dog was refused entry to a restaurant</a> because a waiter thought his partner, Chris Lawrence, said she wanted to bring a gay dog into a restaurant.<br /><br />The way the article phrases the situation, it comes across as if bringing any other dog into the restaurant would have been fine, but a gay dog? Not on.<br /><blockquote>"The staff genuinely believed that Nudge was an ordinary pet dog which had been desexed to become a gay dog," the statement said.<br /></blockquote>If that were the case, that would surely be the most ridiculous example of homophobia anyone had ever seen. I'm going to give the staff at the restaurant the benefit of the doubt and assume that the article is merely clarifying what the waiter thought he had heard and that the dog's sexuality had nothing to do with the issue, only whether or not it was a guide dog.<br /><br />I think this is a nice example of a lack of critical thinking.<br /><br />A guide dog is typically easy to spot: they wear special harnesses, to allow the blind person they are guiding to easily sense what the dog is doing. The dog is typically a Labrador, which is fairly distinctive. The final clue is that the owner is blind.<br /><br />Granted, there are different degrees of blindness and not all blind people wear sunglasses and carry white canes, but the combination of Labrador and person whose eyes don't seem to focus on what is in front of them should set off enough mental alarms to start anyone thinking.<br /><br />On top of the visual clues, we also have what the waiter heard. A diner telling a waiter they would like to bring their gay dog into the restaurant is not, I don't think, an every day request. Surely it would make the waiter curious enough to wonder to themselves; along the lines of "Why has this patron mentioned that their dog is gay? How can a desexed dog <span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;">be</span> </span>gay? Perhaps I have misheard. I will ask for clarification about the situation."<br /><br />It seems no such thought process occurred.<br /><br />The manager of the restaurant also told the blind man and his partner that the dog could not be brought inside without permission from the police. I'm not sure where this rule could possibly have come from. After all, the restaurant displays a "guide dogs welcome" sign.<br /><br />I'm surprised that at this point that the couple hadn't left to try their luck at a more reasonable restaurant, but they persevered enough for the manager to say that the chef was allergic to dogs, so the dog wouldn't be able to enter the premises. Unless the chef was going to come out to pat the dog in the dining area, rather than stay in the kitchen, or the waiter was planning on bringing the dog <span style="font-style: italic;">into</span> the kitchen, I can't see how this is more of an issue than if a dog were to pass by the front of the restaurant.<br /><br />Hopefully this sort of miscommunication between people and misinterpretation of the law needn't occur in future. Perhaps if Ms Lawrence had pointed at the "guide dogs welcome" sign as she explained the situation a second time, the waiter would have understood. In this case he would have either allowed the dog inside, showing that it had been an innocent misunderstanding.<br /><br />Or he would have continued to bar the dog from entering despite knowing it was a guide dog, showing that he was just being an inconsiderate twit.*<br /><br />Yours,<br />Charles<br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">* Excuse my french.</span>Charles T. Monkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14923058273399620002noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782077728145772290.post-42582645010379306582010-05-13T09:00:00.004+10:002010-05-13T09:00:03.331+10:00More on Kick-AssGiven that I <a href="http://barrelsofmonkey.blogspot.com/2010/03/kick-asss-classification-upsets-family.html">wrote a post</a> about people's reaction to the movie Kick-Ass, I thought I'd post here a link to a <a href="http://www.smh.com.au/opinion/society-and-culture/dont-be-vulgar-unless-you-are-a-man-20100426-tn7e.html?autostart=1">column by Emma Young</a> where she also points out the bizarre nature of the public's focus.<br /><br />I particularly like this bit:<br /><blockquote>The director, Matthew Vaughn, finds it bizarre that public furore has zeroed in on the girl's bad language more than her homicidal tendencies.“I was like, 'Does it not bother you that she killed about 53 people in this film?'” he told <em>The New York Times</em>. “I'm like, 'Would you rather your daughter swore, or became a masked vigilante killer?' They're going, 'Yeah, I don't know.'”</blockquote>I can imagine a father teaching his daughter about life. "Sweetheart, you may kill anyone you like, in as gruesome a fashion as you like, but a lady never cusses."<br /><br />Sigh.<br /><br />Yours,<br />CharlesCharles T. Monkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14923058273399620002noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782077728145772290.post-10803690799153680362010-05-12T09:00:00.004+10:002010-05-12T09:13:08.855+10:00Customer Ethics<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYkOw0xUQKxCMdGdCkoKcluSJoJrzKR7H5-6ctmEFUWqMpnZ8obIxJUGP4MoTZwq5GcSf8ae5ZgNVonpNoXpn-1jlAFInIslkFap7bFuvybZHy2RcBtn5KktWtdpBB8rNVmx-vMkhWsTM/s1600/182038-christmas-shopping.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 205px; height: 115px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYkOw0xUQKxCMdGdCkoKcluSJoJrzKR7H5-6ctmEFUWqMpnZ8obIxJUGP4MoTZwq5GcSf8ae5ZgNVonpNoXpn-1jlAFInIslkFap7bFuvybZHy2RcBtn5KktWtdpBB8rNVmx-vMkhWsTM/s320/182038-christmas-shopping.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5464605136886000546" border="0" /></a>Apparently young Australians have loose ethics. <a href="http://www.news.com.au/money/money-matters/young-aussie-consumers-have-loose-ethics/story-e6frfmd9-1225853172331">Shopping ethics that is</a>, according to a 10-year study.<br /><br />Let's have a look at this statement made in the article and see what's wrong with it:<br /><blockquote>The moral decay has been blamed on new technology, including the rise of self-service transactions, and the common perception that businesses are purely out to make as much money as they can.</blockquote>Straight away, the phrase "the moral decay has been blamed on new technology" begs the question. Decay compared to what? Was there a previous study performed that they're not mentioning that is being used as a benchmark? Unless this previous study exists, there is no reason to assume that customer ethics have changed one iota.<br /><br />Second, it's being blamed on technology. They are arguing that customers now have the means to more easily steal from businesses. Let us assume this is true, though you'd have to talk to experts in shop security to get any real data. That doesn't mean that customer attitudes have changed, it would only mean that they can now take actions based on those attitudes in a way they couldn't before.<br /><br />Thirdly, they state that the 'decay in ethics' is due to the perception that businesses "are purely out to make as much money as they can." It makes sense that customers have this perception, because businesses <span style="font-weight: bold;">are </span>out to make as much money as they can.<br /><br />Dr Neale, who was part of the 10-year study, says "Businesses cannot rely on their customers to always do the right thing." Interesting, I can also phrase that the other way. "Customers cannot rely on businesses to do the right thing." That is something everyone would agree with. After all, it's only when laws and regulations are put in place to prevent businesses from doing the wrong thing that they actually <span style="font-weight: bold;">stop </span>doing the wrong thing.<br /><br />Even with regulations in place, it's no secret that businesses, particularly big businesses, make very lucrative profits on their sales. Enough to give CEOs bonuses of millions of dollars on top of their already enormous salaries. To my mind, and indeed to every other consumers', the fact that they can afford to throw around such large sums of money <span style="font-style: italic;">probably </span>means that the price of the goods we buy is probably a <span style="font-style: italic;">little </span>over what it actually costs to make, ship, store, package, advertise and sell them. Maybe.<br /><br />It should therefore come as no surprise if some consumers didn't feel any remorse at saving themselves those few dollars by stealing from big business.<br /><br />The assumptions made by the article go further than that. Let's assume that the article is right and that a third of customers are likely to try and get away with stealing items, or paying less, or failing to refund extra change. Perhaps it is simply a fact that a third of all people will behave similarly, whether they are consumers, or businesses, in <span style="font-weight: bold;">any </span>transaction.<br /><br />Another flaw in the study is the fact that it was conducted using data from "3700 young consumers on five continents including Australia" over a period of ten years. I hate to break it to the researchers, but 10 years means that some of your subjects have probably changed demographic.<br /><br />Since the study is being conducted over five continents, it means that, taking the average, we expect around 740 people from each continent. Given that Australia is the only country that is also a continent, that means that in the other countries the study was performed in, much fewer than 740 people would have been polled. Add to that the fact that Australia is likely to be the country involved in the study with the smallest population. That means the percentage of the population polled is so minute as to become statistically meaningless. Unless the study took into account cultural norms and values in each country, region, demographic and cultural group, the results are likely to be similarly devoid of any meaning or comparison value.<br /><br />It's hard to see what the possible conclusion to the study could really be other than "some people steal stuff and they think it's ok". Which is hardly something we need to have proven in a study.<br /><br />Yours,<br />CharlesCharles T. Monkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14923058273399620002noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782077728145772290.post-72093951772257602962010-05-11T09:00:00.007+10:002010-05-11T09:03:46.274+10:00The Burka in Europe<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguvzX9TZzkhzmVNq8ZXSg-0dFUYp5mVNzk9xd46uyOk3K6hsE4eObKVTcaQ4cTVbIYhYl2OQYt8IP1EnNYGk-NXg4Zeul1fuBAj3BVxaKq2UGhZysmHqT2_hJQi2a7W9JxF91eM1gpFNY/s1600/burka_1434466c.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 220px; height: 137px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguvzX9TZzkhzmVNq8ZXSg-0dFUYp5mVNzk9xd46uyOk3K6hsE4eObKVTcaQ4cTVbIYhYl2OQYt8IP1EnNYGk-NXg4Zeul1fuBAj3BVxaKq2UGhZysmHqT2_hJQi2a7W9JxF91eM1gpFNY/s320/burka_1434466c.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5467950358537370402" border="0" /></a>A woman in Italy has been <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/7676367/Muslim-woman-fined-430-for-wearing-burka-in-Italy.html">fined for wearing a full burka in a public building</a>, in this case, a post office. Last week, <a href="http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20100430/tpl-belgium-bans-wearing-of-islamic-burq-ee974b3.html">Belgium passed laws banning women (and presumably men) from wearing a full burka in public</a>. In France, President Sarkozy is trying to institute a similar law.<br /><br />Of course, as expected, Muslim leaders, even Catholic leaders and groups like Amnesty International, are protesting the laws, saying it is discrimination against Muslims, a violation of human rights, freedom of speech and so forth.<br /><br />This is of course, ridiculous. The Belgian law makes it illegal to wear <span style="font-weight: bold;">any </span>clothing that prevents the user from being identified. This just happens to include niqabs and burkas, but it also includes motorbike helmets, masks, balaclavas, etc. The French laws banning children from wearing burkas is a law that bans <span style="font-weight: bold;">any </span>overt religious symbol, so that school remains a secular and religious free zone. This hardly looks like a case of picking on the Muslims.<br /><br />Expression of religion can hardly be used as a reason to allow anyone to wear clothing like the burka in public. If religion offers such a carte blanche, then perhaps we should see what reaction people would have to someone claiming their religion mandated that they carry a machete at all times. (<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sikh">Sikhs</a>, for example, are obliged to carry a Kirpan, or small sword). Clearly other considerations are more important than mere religious expression.<br /><br />Claiming freedom of speech has been violated by stopping women from wearing the burka is misguided, at best. I cannot help but imagine slavers during the 1700s demanding that their slaves be able to freely express their status of servitude by wearing their chains, or Jews in Nazi Germany demanding to be allowed to wear the yellow star. For the sake of simplicity, let us assume that these women do want to wear the burka. That doesn't change the fact that they shouldn't be allowed to wear it in public, particularly in places like post offices, shops, banks and other sensitive areas.<br /><br />Someone in a burka can't be identified. They could be anyone, they could have anything under their clothing. You can't even properly read the expressions on their face. In short, they are cut off from normal social interaction. Of course, this is the whole point of the garment and it's why women don't wear the burkas in their homes, or in all female company. If anything, this should tell us that the burka is the antithesis of free expression*.<br /><br />Our society is built on, by definition, social interaction and communication. In fact, it is believed humans evolved the whites of their eyes** <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15625720/">because of the advantage it gave them communicating with visual cues</a>. Scientists are even studying the hypothesis that part of the reason humans have become hairless is so that other humans can more easily read their emotions. Add to this the fact that a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nonverbal_communication">large portion of communication is through non-verbal cues</a>, then it's no surprise that people are made deeply uncomfortable by someone they can't read.<br /><br />A person masked and anonymous, who could be carrying any sort of device under formless clothing, will and should always be seen as a potential threat. This is why anyone wearing a motorbike helmet into a bank will be asked to take it off or be escorted out by security. It is not something concocted up to suppress Muslims.<br /><br />Asking everyone else in society to <span style="font-style: italic;">ignore </span>this threat to themselves in the name of human rights, freedom of speech, religion and multiculturalism, is to step on <span style="font-weight: bold;">their </span>rights as members of society.<br /><br />Yours,<br />Charles<br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">* Or an avant-garde, post-post-modern ironic piece using lack of expression as a form of expression. I don't think this is the case. </span><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">** Not on purpose.</span>Charles T. Monkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14923058273399620002noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782077728145772290.post-12179090208018552362010-05-10T09:00:00.004+10:002010-05-10T09:01:08.312+10:00Time Travel Isn't New<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTfjtKdEb0DVXIshHGxfC9a6MyUqmLjyVEFr_65CiLFkBL4Ma0UzvM7tH8wlD14T8ZE6e4YqswCBtd0Lr-MJ7VPnQHXCupRDxTLU-FKE4NqExs2LE8i9iIYHgUtcPVFWJt8OGR_Jl0wQs/s1600/theory-of-relativity-thumb3733903.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 176px; height: 196px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTfjtKdEb0DVXIshHGxfC9a6MyUqmLjyVEFr_65CiLFkBL4Ma0UzvM7tH8wlD14T8ZE6e4YqswCBtd0Lr-MJ7VPnQHXCupRDxTLU-FKE4NqExs2LE8i9iIYHgUtcPVFWJt8OGR_Jl0wQs/s320/theory-of-relativity-thumb3733903.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5467658032657214594" border="0" /></a>Stephen Hawking, as part of his latest set of lectures, mentioned that <a href="http://www.news.com.au/technology/time-travel-possible-but-only-moving-forwards-says-stephen-hawking/story-e6frfro0-1225861418565">time travel is possible, but only travelling forward</a>. Again, the media has grabbed onto this as if it was new. Understanding Einstein's theory of relativity is high school physics. The faster you go, the more time slows down for you relative to everyone else.<br /><br />The classic text book example given was typically one twin getting into a spaceship, rocketing away from earth at near light speed before returning again at the same speeds and finding his twin to now be older than him (or in more extreme cases, his twin dead and the planet overrun by apes*).<br /><br />For some reason, it actually makes me angry that newspaper journalists can be so far behind on basic science. Either that, or they think that their readers are. If they are correct, then our education system has a lot to answer for.<br /><br />Yours,<br />Charles<br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">* Of the non-human variety.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">[Image copyright <a href="http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.dreamstime.com/theory-of-relativity-thumb3733903.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.dreamstime.com/theory-of-relativity-image3733903&usg=__dRMkgMZ36n5vC_UhqRkZYgPO3P0=&h=334&w=300&sz=38&hl=en&start=2&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=zw7MkMMEL5juAM:&tbnh=119&tbnw=107&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dtheory%2Brelativity%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26tbs%3Disch:1" title="Espion (Lawrence Wee)"><strong>Espion</strong></a> | Dreamstime.com]</span>Charles T. Monkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14923058273399620002noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782077728145772290.post-37701530745886053402010-05-07T09:00:00.002+10:002010-05-07T09:00:01.326+10:00Aliens Might be Dangerous<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmG8kWl-jjugTPnTerCPILT4-S5Tc5fA0LVMq95LEyvktsbr_S9Rlq2hiW0SqFB8g9F6GYVcWXFBg8sy2yfFeju1622dj1jLA4CQhneLV7NrR4puwT0ngYR0ykBjDX7FfX_UUinbp-1bI/s1600/alien23.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 232px; height: 176px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmG8kWl-jjugTPnTerCPILT4-S5Tc5fA0LVMq95LEyvktsbr_S9Rlq2hiW0SqFB8g9F6GYVcWXFBg8sy2yfFeju1622dj1jLA4CQhneLV7NrR4puwT0ngYR0ykBjDX7FfX_UUinbp-1bI/s320/alien23.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5467633260795458210" border="0" /></a>Stephen Hawking has mentioned that <a href="http://www.watoday.com.au/technology/sci-tech/aliens-exist-but-they-may-be-dangerous-hawking-20100426-tm53.html">aliens, if we find them, may be dangerous</a>. The news has latched onto this as if what he said wasn't obvious to anyone with any passing knowledge of social contact of any sort.<br /><br />Hawking rightly warns us of the lessons learnt in history time and time again when a more powerful civilation encounters a less powerful one. The results, to date, have rarely been pleasant for the lesser* civilisation.<br /><br />Some people may say that advanced civilisations must surely be beyond such violent behaviour as would be demonstrated by an annihilation or enslavement of the human race. I rather think perhaps the Aztecs might have thought the same before their civilisation was reduced to a shadow of its former self by the conquerors they initially mistook for gods.<br /><br />There is no guarantee of what any other alien life we find would be like. We don't know what they would look like, what environments they would live in, how advanced they would be, how they would communicate, what their motivation would be if they contacted us at all or or indeed whether we would ever be able to meet in the first place.<br /><br />I would suggest that anyone with an overly optimistic view of what other alien civilisations must be like, if they exist at all, should read or watch a little more science fiction.<br /><br />Start off with <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078748/"><span style="font-style: italic;">Alien</span></a>.<br /><br />Yours,<br />Charles<br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">* Lesser only in terms of the ability to defend itself.</span>Charles T. Monkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14923058273399620002noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782077728145772290.post-41462483039740792522010-05-06T09:00:00.009+10:002010-05-06T09:26:12.470+10:00Ultrasound Before Abortion<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Baby_in_ultrasound.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 223px; height: 169px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBKt4x10-zqWZgQxn1CD-Vir-of7CTtLacx_jIEXpm8mcD2c4BNSxDSgpr_exknC_t5CkXkDa4dfrnocM_ChgclvqYS5gmrd4Ds1CLdza39qmqKZKrkXYJzKm3dhSXw-QR9sle301YK70/s320/Baby_in_ultrasound.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5467632503540177746" border="0" /></a>A few days ago, the Oklahoma state government passed a law <a href="http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/world/oklahoma-women-could-be-forced-to-have-ultrasounds-before-an-abortion/story-e6frfkui-1225859189043">requiring women to get ultrasounds before being able to have abortions</a> and which allows doctors to withhold test results that show any defects.<br /><br />There are many things wrong with this, beginning with the basics.<br /><br />The first is that getting women to have an ultrasound before having an abortion is a blatant attempt to use emotional blackmail to guilt women into continuing the pregnancy to term.<br /><br />Judging from this law, "pro-lifers"* must believe these women somehow don't realise that the foetus, or even before that, the embryo, is a potential living human being and that the only reason they get an abortion is because no one has reminded them of this.<br /><br />That is not the reason women have abortions. The decision to get an abortion, or not, is a complicated and emotional one, where a woman and hopefully her partner must consider whether or not they are willing or indeed capable or raising the child properly. Adding an emotional argument against abortion does not help what is already a difficult decision to make in as objective and realistic a manner as possible.<br /><br />If, as certain "pro-lifers" seem to imagine, women were just having mid or final term abortions at the drop of a hat whenever they got pregnant, would these really be the kinds of women you would want raising a child anyway?<br /><br />The second problem with this law is that doctors can withhold test results showing fetal defects. I find this disgusting. The whole point of testing is to see whether a foetus has any serious defects that would seriously impact on its and the parents' lives. I imagine "pro-lifers" hope that this will stop parents from choosing to abort a child if it does have defects, like down syndrome or cystic fibrosis.<br /><br />That these "pro-lifers" have no qualms about destroying the lives of adult human beings by forcing them to care for and raise a child with such debilitating conditions, makes me feel ill and puts the lie to the name they give themselves. I value the life of even one fully conscious human being above the "life" of a clump of cells.<br /><br />Of course, pro-lifers will always need to fall back on the argument of potential life. This argument is, of course, ridiculous. After all, if a fertilised egg is potential life, morally requiring a baby as a result, then so would every sperm be a potential life, left to waste without an egg. In this case, masturbation would be a crime. Furthermore, any woman who was not pregnant on a constant basis would be committing murder and when labs finally developed the ability to clone humans from any cell from our body, one wonders whether "pro-lifers" would demand we gear the entire wealth of our economies to a constant, ever growing, never ending production of such clones until the very weight of supporting this "industry" has crushed our quality of life to levels that are the stuff of post-apocalyptic nightmares.<br /><br />The very idea of such a scenario is ridiculous, but it's the logical follow-through of the potential life argument.<br /><br />A cluster of cells is not a human being. Until it has developed a brain and nerves, it cannot even feel pain. Its life, at the very least until it is born, is a thing of future potentials whilst the mother's life is an existing one.<br /><br />When will "pro-lifers" stop calling just calling themselves "pro-lifers" and actually start thinking about <span style="font-weight: bold;">all </span>the lives they're trying to affect?<br /><br />Yours,<br />Charles<br /><br />[Incidentally, Right-to-life groups in Australia have seen this Oklahoma law and started to make a push for similar laws here. Cause for concern.]<br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">* I put "pro-lifers" in apostrophes because they only consider the potential future human being's life, but not the parent's or anyone else's for that matter. </span>Charles T. Monkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14923058273399620002noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782077728145772290.post-5692511532622509272010-05-05T12:00:00.003+10:002010-05-05T13:41:49.791+10:00Is Religion Abuse?I've never quite realised this before, but it's been pointed out that the religious world-view, particularly the attitudes towards punishment and sense of self-worth, share a lot of symptoms with Battered Woman Syndrome.<br /><br /><object width="418" align="center" height="250"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jXgnpuKoWhU&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jXgnpuKoWhU&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="418" height="250"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">1. The victim believes the violence was their fault.</span><br /><br />We've seen this over and over again. Earthquakes, floods and natural disasters are always believed to be the fault of the victims, where God is punishing them either for their sins, or because they have turned a blind eye to other people's sins.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">2. The victim has an inability to place the responsibility for the violence elsewhere.</span><br /><br />Continuing on the first point, instead of knowing that often bad things like earthquakes just happen, or that they are caused by well known natural phenomena, they are seen as being a result of the victims' sins.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">3. The victim fears for their life and the life of their children.</span><br /><br />Fear of hell, fear of eternal torment, fear of sinning. The devout are afraid that either their actions will give God no choice but to punish them because He loves them.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">4. The woman has an irrational belief that the abuser is omnipresent and omnipotent.</span><br /><br />Obviously, most religions hold this belief about their deity. It makes sense that with bad things happening anywhere at any time (as they are random and subjective), anyone with a belief that these events were controlled by their god would believe that their god could see everything and do anything.<br /><br />I like this video because it shows a new way to view religion. In particular, it gives insight into how the Abrahamic religions may have formed the way they have, becoming belief systems that trap the believers in self-reinforcing patterns of belief. It also reminds us that often, believers are also victims.<br /><br />I hope that any believers who do watch this video will be given new insight, something to make them have another look at what they believe. Maybe they too will break free.<br /><br />Yours,<br />CharlesCharles T. Monkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14923058273399620002noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782077728145772290.post-84099653788095586732010-05-05T09:06:00.002+10:002010-05-05T09:17:27.513+10:00Too Much to Write, Too Little TimeWhenever I see an article I'd like to write a piece about, I save the link to it along with some key notes as a draft in on this blog. When I find the time, I then come back and finish off the post, then schedule it be displayed.<br /><br />Lately, my problem is that I find articles and interesting events much faster than I can finish writing about them. At last count, I have over 40 entries to finish. That wouldn't necessarily be a major problem if it weren't for the fact that I don't want to give up on any of them, but it does make it harder to finish them in as timely a fashion as I'd like.<br /><br />Perhaps soon, the world will become boring and I'll be able to catch up on writing about all the interesting things, but in the meantime, treat any posts relating to events from yester-week as wonderful windows into the near-past.<br /><br />Yours,<br />CharlesCharles T. Monkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14923058273399620002noreply@blogger.com4